Enthusiasm

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Nie całkiem poważne interpretacje Very Happy

Jeśli znacie jakiś fajny/żałosny do skomentowania to dawajcie
...albo piosenkę.
Mniejsza Smile

Ten jest boski:

Julian Tuwim
"Absztyfikanci Grubej Berty" Cool

Absztyfikanci grubej Berty
i katowickie węglokopy,
i borysławskie naftowierty,
i lodzermensche, bycze chłopy,
warszawskie bubki, żigolaki
z bandą wytwornych pind na kupę,
rębajły, franty, zabijaki,
całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

Socjały nudne i ponure,
pedeki, neokatoliki,
podskakiwacze pod kulturę,
czciciele radia i fizyki,
uczone małpy, ścisłowiedzy,
co oglądacie świat przez lupę
i wszystko wiecie: co, jak, kiedy,
całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

I ty, fortuny skurwysynu,
gówniarzu uperfumowany,
co splendor oraz spleen Londynu
nosisz na mordzie zakazanej,
i ty, co mieszkasz dziś w pałacu,
a srać chodziłeś za chałupę,
ty wypasiony na Ikacu,
całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

I ten ów belfer szkoły żeńskiej,
co dużo chciałby, a nie może,
i ten profesor Cy... Wileński
/ Pan wie już, za co, profesorze! /
I ty za młodu niedorżnięta
Megiero, co masz taki tupet,
że szczujesz na mnie swe szczenięta;
całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

I te Syjontki palestyńskie,
Hulace, co lejecie tkliwe
starozakonne łzy kretyńskie,
że „ szumią jodły w Tel - Avivie”,
i wszechsłowiańscy marzyciele,
zebrani w malowniczą trupę
z byle mistycznym kpem na czele,
całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

I te aryjskie rzeczoznawce,
wypierdy germańskiego ducha
/ gdy swoją krew i waszą sprawdzę,
wierzcie mi, jedna będzie jucha /,
Karne pętaki i szturmowcy,
zuchy z Makabi czy Owupe,
i rekordziści i sportowcy,
całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

Izraeliccy doktorkowie,
Widnia, żydowskiej Mekki, flance,
co w Bochni, Stryju i Krakowie
szerzycie kulturalną france!
którzy chlipiecie z „ Naje Fraje”
swą intelektualną zupę,
mądrale, oczytane faje,
całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

I wy ględziarze i bajdury,
ciągnący z nieba grubą rentę,
o, łapiduchy z Jasnej Góry,
z Góry Kalwarii parchy święte,
i ty księżuniu, co kutasa
zawiązanego masz na supeł,
żeby ci czasem nie pohasał,
całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.

I wy, o których zapomniałem,
lub pominąłem was przez litość,
albo, dlatego, że się bałem,
albo, że taka was obfitość,
i ty cenzorze, co za wiersz ten
zapewne skażesz mnie na ciupę,
I żem się stał świntuchów hersztem,
Całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę!...

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W kostrukcji składniowej utworu zauważamy refren "całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę", który wyraża odczucia podmiotu lirycznego na temat otaczających go ludzi i świata. Jego postawa światopoglądowa, typowa dla 20-lecia międzywojennego, wyraża chęć wprowadzenia zmian, olania systemu oraz zapoczątkowania rewolucji - nowy temat w poezji (zauważamy kontekst historyczny - rewolucja bolszewicka i rozpszestrzenianie się ideologii komunistycznej). Podmiot liryczny krytykuje cały świat naukowców, pracowników, chłopów, mieszczan. Wyraźnie zauważamy kontekst filozoficzny - we fragmencie "srać chodziłeś za chałupę" autor celowo użył kolokwializmu, by ukryć prawdzoiwy sens, przedstawić go jakby za mgłą (obrazowanie impresjonistyczne). Mamy tu do czynienia z liryką bezpośrednią - podm. lir. zwraca się: "I ty, fortuny skurwysynu,/ gówniarzu uperfumowany...", "I ty za młodu niedorżnięta/ Megiero, co masz taki tupet...", ale możemy stwierdzić, że utwór ten jest ponadczasowy, kierowany do nas wszystkich. Wspomniany w utworze mamy również konflikt niemiecko-żydowski, autor nie staje jednak po żadnej ze stron - możemy więc odczytać, iż jest on pacyfistą, nienawidzącym wojny i śmierć, krytykujący niedorzeczne konflikty świata. Przez utwór przenikają tuwimowskie idee z pierwszego okresu jego twórczości : witalizm,dynamizm, szybkość (poprzez nagromadzenie czasowników), poeta nie bierze pod uwagę tego, co pomyślą o nim inni, manifestuje on skamadrytowski program poetyczny. Język, którym posługuje się poeta jest prosty, zrozumiały, jasny, występują liczne wykrzyknienia, apostrofy, epitety, styl potoczny, autor ironizuje na temat życia, styl jest zatem dopasowany do treści. Utwór ten jest PIEŚNIĄ, wzorowaną na horacjańskiej idei "carpe diem". Jego główne przesłanie zawarte jest w refrenie.

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UJEBAŁA MISIA PSZCZOŁA.
"OCH TY KURWO!" - MISIU WOŁA.
"ZA TE MĘKI, ZA TE BÓLE,
ROZPIERDOLĘ WSZYSTKIE ULE!"

Analiza i interpretacja:

Jest to wiersz w formie fraszki. Traktuje on o cholerycznym misiu,
który, domyśleć się można, szukał pożywienia w pszczelim ulu.
Dosadność, z jaką miś wyzwał pszczołę od prostytutki, szczerze
ukazuje jego ból i smutek. Obietnica zemsty jest wyrażona dobitnie i
groźnie. Każe nam przypuszczać, że niechybnie zostanie spełniona, mimo że jest niewspółmierna do uczynku, jaki popełniła pszczoła. Śmierć wielu
tysięcy pszczół jest nie podlegającym dyskusji mordem, który kontrastuje z czynem pszczoły. Wiersz ukazuje władzę silniejszego, któremu nie warto wchodzić w droge.
Trudno pogodzić się z przesłaniem tego wiersza, jednakże ukazuje
ono nam trudną prawdę o tym, że często siła i przemoc zwycięża nad
rozsądkiem.

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PTASZEK SOBIE FRUNIE Z DALA,
W GÓRZE SŁOŃCE ZAPIERDALA,
ŻABA DUPĘ W WODZIE MOCZY.
KURWA! CO ZA DZIEŃ UROCZY!

Analiza i interpretacja:

Wiersz jednozwrotkowy, czterowersowy z rymem sylabowym, z
równomiernie rozłożonym akcentem. Podmiot liryczny wyraża swoje głębokie zadowolenie z otaczającego go świata, przepełnia go kwitnący stoicyzm i szczęście, które człowiekowi żyjącemu we współczesnym zamęcie, może dać tylko otaczająca przyroda. Dla podmiotu lirycznego nawet zanurzona w błękicie wody dupa żaby jest pretekstem do euforii. Zapierdalające inne stworzenia sugerują wczesne lato, kiedy świat zwierzęcy obudził się z otchłani zimy.
Puenta liryku jest jednoznaczna i łatwo odczytywalna. JA liryczne personifikuje słońce. W słowie "zapierdala" oddaje szybkość i złożoność ruchu słońca, które przecież nie jest istotą ludzką i nie może "zapierdalać" senso stricte. Uwagę zwraca użycie wulgaryzmów, których znajomość świadczy o ludowych korzeniach poety i głębokiej więzi ze społeczeństwem. W moim rozumieniu autor chciał się tym utworem odwdzięczyć środowisku, z którego wyrósł za poświęcenie i trud włożony w zapewnienie mu należytego wykształcenia.
Szkoda, że tak mało w dzisiejszej poezji wierszy o tak pogodnym
nastroju!

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Te dwa ostatnie pewnie już znaliście, ale uznałam, że powinny się tu znaleźć. :>

RodeF

rocks

great

znam wersję śpiewaną tej piosenki, ale słabo zrobiona jest

podobno jest jeszcze lepszy tekst jakiegoś sławnego poety polskiego, ale mama nie pamięta czyj i tytułu też nie Sad

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Niech ktoś pochwali moją własną interpretację Tuwima! Razz

Albo może sami dawajcie :>

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Bardzo dobre interpretacje Razz

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Bad Service
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Bad Sales Relations
The sales people are the ones that face clients. But there are some sales personnel that clients find offensive. Even if you are good publishing house that can produce fast and high quality materials, clients would want a printer with a sales person that can relate to them. For them it is not just enough that a deal was closed,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the sales person will still have to handle after-sales inquiries, meaning that the sales executive will have to follow through with the account until delivery. If a client has a problem, it would still be the sales executive handling the account that they will bug and not the production. This means to say that the work of the sales executive does not end with having the client’s signing of the contract.
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Feelings of meaninglessness
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Negative emotions
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Interpersonal problems
More and more, you find yourself thinking "so what" and "why bother?" This is particularly common among burnout victims who were once very enthusiastic and dedicated. Your enthusiasm is replaced by cynicism. Working seems pointless.
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